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A line from Mark Russell:

What's the difference between a teacher and a pizza?


A pizza can feed a family of four.

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(Link courtesy schpahky)

No more AOL CD's

A few haikus for your entertainment:

Postman's gun rampage
Caused by AOL CD's
News at 11

AOL CDs
Good clay pigeons they make
Pump my shotgun

It's like an army
of Energizer bunnies
leaving silver turds.

Minnesota ponderings

What the current crop of candidates in MN would probably say if asked the time-honored question

( Why did the chicken cross the road? )

Wellstone Memorial Service

For those interested, the Wellstone memorial service is being held this evening at 6:30 pm CST.

TV: In Minnesota, the service will be carried live on KSTP (Ch. 5), KARE (Ch. 11) and WCCO (Ch. 4). (WCCO will also be carrying the service live via webcast.) CNN will carry at least part of the service live. Outstate, WDIO (Ch. 10) and KDLH (Ch. 3) in Duluth will broadcast live. KARE will rebroadcast the service at 1:05 a.m.

KMSP (Ch. 9), KTCI (Ch. 17) and C-Span are still tentative.

Radio: KNOW (91.1 FM) and all Minnesota Public Radio affiliates will broadcast live. (Additional streaming audio and video links available from the mpr site.)