Minnesota ponderings
Oct. 29th, 2002 03:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asherisWhat the current crop of candidates in MN would probably say if asked the time-honored question
Roger Moe: "To give all chickens access to health care, quality education and a better way of life."
Tim Pawlenty: "I had no knowledge of the chicken or its intent to cross the road. A consultant told him to cross. Also, I don't agree with the judgment that the chicken has indeed crossed the road. But if he did, I take full responsibility. And I fired the consultant."
Tim Penny: "I don't believe we should be talking in terms of one side of the road vs. the other. We need to get all chickens to come together to a sensible center of the road."
Ken Pentel: "The chicken was a victim of corporate excess and the choking pollution caused by ignoring the total cost of oil. We need to rethink our economy so that all chickens can take the train or ride a bike instead of crossing the road."
Norm Coleman: "That's what President Bush wanted."
Paul Wellstone: "The chicken crossed the road for cheap prescription medication. I will continue to keep fighting for access for all working chickens to have affordable health care and jobs on this side of the road.
Buck Humphrey: "His father and grandfather had crossed the road and thus it made him qualified to cross the road."
Sam Garst: "To help Bill Luther get elected."
Jesse Ventura: "He was running away from those jackals in the press who were tracking his every move, harassing his family and making his life a living hell. Well, we'll see what happens now that chicken is across the road. It will be no holds barred, let me tell you..."
John Wodele:"What the Governor meant was 'To get to the other side.'"
Roger Moe: "To give all chickens access to health care, quality education and a better way of life."
Tim Pawlenty: "I had no knowledge of the chicken or its intent to cross the road. A consultant told him to cross. Also, I don't agree with the judgment that the chicken has indeed crossed the road. But if he did, I take full responsibility. And I fired the consultant."
Tim Penny: "I don't believe we should be talking in terms of one side of the road vs. the other. We need to get all chickens to come together to a sensible center of the road."
Ken Pentel: "The chicken was a victim of corporate excess and the choking pollution caused by ignoring the total cost of oil. We need to rethink our economy so that all chickens can take the train or ride a bike instead of crossing the road."
Norm Coleman: "That's what President Bush wanted."
Paul Wellstone: "The chicken crossed the road for cheap prescription medication. I will continue to keep fighting for access for all working chickens to have affordable health care and jobs on this side of the road.
Buck Humphrey: "His father and grandfather had crossed the road and thus it made him qualified to cross the road."
Sam Garst: "To help Bill Luther get elected."
Jesse Ventura: "He was running away from those jackals in the press who were tracking his every move, harassing his family and making his life a living hell. Well, we'll see what happens now that chicken is across the road. It will be no holds barred, let me tell you..."
John Wodele:"What the Governor meant was 'To get to the other side.'"
