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Jan. 13th, 2005 12:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asherisSome day, they will get around to finding a migraine medication that actually stops the migraine, and gives you at least a few days respite before the next one hits (or that one comes back).
Of course, there are probably still a few 70-year-olds out there who can't get it up despite Viagra and Cialis, so the drug companies will need to figure that out first.
Heaven knows that's ever so much more important than stopping migraines, or providing flu vaccine, or finding cures for drug-resistant diseases.
Oh, and of course they'll need to come up with something to replace Vioxx in their advertising budget, that they can slip through FDA approval by covering up deaths caused by the drug. You know, important stuff.
Of course, there are probably still a few 70-year-olds out there who can't get it up despite Viagra and Cialis, so the drug companies will need to figure that out first.
Heaven knows that's ever so much more important than stopping migraines, or providing flu vaccine, or finding cures for drug-resistant diseases.
Oh, and of course they'll need to come up with something to replace Vioxx in their advertising budget, that they can slip through FDA approval by covering up deaths caused by the drug. You know, important stuff.
