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[asheris]

The opening to George Carlin's website:


This web site contains real human language.

This is an early warning system for the faint of heart.
Apparently, there are many people unable to cope with spoken and written language as developed by humans up to this point.
This is for you.

Click here
to evaluate your language tolerance level.





SHIT

If this offends you, may you never shit again.

If this does not offend you,
Click here



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FUCK

If this offends you, may you never...naaah! Too harsh.
If this offends you, may it hurt each time you fuck.

If this does not offend you,
Click here



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CUNT

If this offends you, remember where you were
when you first saw the light of day.
At birth, you had a cunt stretched across your head.
Just like a little hat.

If this does not offend you,
Click here



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COCKSUCKER

If this offends you, ask yourself why.
Every woman is a cocksucker, and so are many men.
The men who aren't cocksuckers seem to have no problem with
the women who choose this activity, but have big problems
with the men who do so. Why would this be? Could it be
that all these men are afraid they might be potential cocksuckers?

If this does not offend you,
Click here



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RELIGION

If this offends you, welcome to the world of sane and realistic critical thought.
More harm has been done to the collective human psyche by religion than
by all the fucking and cocksucking since the dawn of time. By the way,
many religious people (including the ordained) fuck and
suck each other's cocks all the time.

Click here
to get back to reality.