The signs at Halloween

- Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
- Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
- Gemini goes around the neighbourhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
- Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
- Leos plan their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
- Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.
- Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
- Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.
- Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
- Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
- Aquarius builds the costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
- Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.