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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I helped kradical across the street (6 points). Last Sunday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I gave rothko a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I pulled resilient's hair (-5 points). Overall, I've been nice (656 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, asheris

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(whoops, posted one originally that had a person's "secret" name, so that had to go bye-bye. Has nothing to do with that letter admitting that I've been very very bad and only deserve a moldy sandwich.)

Stupid people of the day...

Woman mistook cheese for cocaine and hired hit man, police say



Man on the street interviews Who should the US invade next?

(Yes, they deliberately scrambled the names on the map, but come ON...)