This week's Free Will Astrology

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
I just had a psychic vision of you running along the tops of cars during a traffic jam, escaping from the bad guys as you make your way to a helicopter that takes you to a spot hovering over an on-the-verge volcano, into which you drop a top-secret scientific miracle potion that defuses the eruption and saves the city below. My visions are seldom wrong, though at times they are metaphors for slightly more mundane adventures. I suggest, therefore, that you be alert for situations that will ask you to be a brave hero, Libra.



Boy, I don't know. I sure hope mine doesn't require that much energy!

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Watching Good Eats and learning about making most excellent pork ribs. He's going down the list of ingredients for the braising liquid, and at the end of the list is two cloves of garlic, crushed. He drops a couple cloves on the counter, and reaches into the drawer for a small block of marble.

"Why garlic?"

whack

"Garlic don't need a reason!"