"If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq."

[asheris]

Good reading:

MORGAN STRONG: Selling the war with Iraq
Stuff that I hadn't thought about in ages- like the lies about Iraqi atrocities when they invaded Iraq a decade ago. You know, the alleged removal of babies from incubators at hospitals, stuff like that? The ambassador's wife who told of her horrifying experiences in Kuwait during the invasion- but oops, she wasn't even in the country at the time?

Shrub's hired the same agency to handle things this time around.



To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands":

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
We would rather not be knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

(This version from The Happy Heretic. Original author unknown.)